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133--Ivan male messy
8 days ago8d 
by Splatter Island
8 days ago8d by Splatter Island
Replies: 0
Views: 321
132--Phillip 2 male messy
10/4/2510/4/25 
by Splatter Island
10/4/2510/4/25 by SouthWales
Replies: 1
Views: 318
131--Harrison male messy
9/15/259/15/25 
by Splatter Island
9/15/259/15/25 by Splatter Island
Replies: 0
Views: 399
Great Value whipped topping vs. Cool Whip messy
Since August 5th is my unofficial pi times e day (see my previous post), I decided to pie myself silly yesterday. To accomplish this, I had to let my supplies sit in the trunk of my car for 6 hours....
8/6/258/6/25 
by theoldmanandthepie
8/11/258/11/25 by theoldmanandthepie
Replies: 5
Views: 629
130--Evan 2 male messy
8/10/258/10/25 
by Splatter Island
8/10/258/10/25 by piboiva
Replies: 0
Views: 437
129--Kyle male messy
7/28/257/28/25 
by Splatter Island
7/28/257/28/25 by piboiva
Replies: 0
Views: 341
Has UMD had its day? Debate. non-wam page 1 2 3
3/11/253/11/25 
by kinkywam123
5/30/255/30/25 by peewee
Replies: 65
Views: 6688
Requests for Song Parodies non-wam
As a few of you know, I have been writing song parodies and submitting them as stories. It occurred to me that some of you might have a song that you would like to have turned into a WAM song and the...
3/28/253/28/25 
by theoldmanandthepie
5/24/255/24/25 by Gloopsuit
Replies: 3
Views: 250
127--Fred male messy
5/1/255/1/25 
by Splatter Island
5/1/255/1/25 by piboiva
Replies: 0
Views: 290
Supply shopping male messy
Have cashiers ever reacted to obvious WAM shopping? For example multiple pie crusts, cans of shaving cream, cake batter etc
3/11/253/11/25 
by pieguypaul
4/27/254/27/25 by PieSlimeluvr
Replies: 29
Views: 1732
126--Ian 4 male messy
4/24/254/24/25 
by Splatter Island
4/27/254/27/25 by PieSlimeluvr
Replies: 2
Views: 660
125--Gavin male messy
3/2/253/2/25 
by Splatter Island
3/2/253/2/25 by piboiva
Replies: 0
Views: 462
Jock Model gets humiliated male messy
This gym bro showed up for photo shoot and was in for a messy humiliating surprise. Do you think he should've been warned about what was going to happen? https://youtu.be/ybi_5yJ6Hxw
2/10/252/10/25 
by Ericr4321
2/25/252/25/25 by NateTron
Replies: 28
Views: 4674
Catagorizing Content. male messy
I mean this in the nicest most polite and friendly way possible. Is the Site having issues with content being categorized correctly? Aka, Wet stuff being wet, messy stuff being messy, Female, male, co...
2/11/252/11/25 
by Dood
2/23/252/23/25 by piboiva
Replies: 3
Views: 449
is male wam profitable male messy
Hi. So my messy fetish is starting to evolve. I used to just enjoy watching (Females) get messy. I'm now starting to enjoy getting messy to. So my question to anyone who does it is does selling conten...
2/7/252/7/25 
by AussieWammer87
2/18/252/18/25 by Curiouspaints
Replies: 21
Views: 2622
121--Victor 3 male messy
11/9/2411/9/24 
by Splatter Island
11/9/2411/9/24 by piboiva
Replies: 0
Views: 514
Non wam hobbies and interests non-wam page 1 2 3
What is anyone on here into that doesn't involve pies!? I like history, reading, old 60s/70s cars and buses, geography, football, cricket and boxing. I also like model trains, here's a photo!
11/23/2311/23/23 
by mrangry
9/4/249/4/24 by larryniven
Replies: 66
Views: 4494
US presidential election non-wam page 1 2
Welp, I'm sure we've all seen this year's first debate between Biden and Trump, and the rulings by the United States Supreme Court. How fucked does everyone feel about all of this? Will the US become...
7/2/247/2/24 
by VegasWam
7/25/247/25/24 by JazzTalker
Replies: 34
Views: 2090
117--Evan male messy
7/1/247/1/24 
by Splatter Island
7/1/247/1/24 by piboiva
Replies: 0
Views: 605
How often do you get off to WAM scenes vs other content? non-wam
Probably a little TMI but I also got paid today and was debating buying a scene and it had me wondering the above. I generally like to keep things even but sometimes will lean to one over the other,...
6/7/246/7/24 
by BarryMcCockiner2
6/20/246/20/24 by Gunge1050
Replies: 15
Views: 1072
Alter Egos messy
Hi all I was just thinking about the whole WAM community and basically what we are into and wondered if we actually all have alter egos. How does WAM actually affect everyday stuff. Are we a normal...
5/21/245/21/24 
by LeRex
5/29/245/29/24 by piboiva
Replies: 9
Views: 1756
Why do producers quit? messy page 1 2
Hey folks :D A lot of producers make a few scenes and then close up shop. What is the main reason for this? - They get bored of the novelty of sliming hot models - The returns are not worth the wor...
4/25/244/25/24 
by Optimist
5/23/245/23/24 by piboiva
Replies: 58
Views: 6858
115--Dylan male messy
5/3/245/3/24 
by Splatter Island
5/3/245/3/24 by piboiva
Replies: 0
Views: 639
Season 10 Review male messy
4/16/244/16/24 
by Splatter Island
4/16/244/16/24 by piboiva
Replies: 0
Views: 673
Does my line of thinking make sense? non-wam
If you've seen me comment on this site you probably are aware that I have a massive kink for maxi dresses and for the dress and jean jacket combo. Sometimes I try and wonder where my kink came from....
3/15/243/15/24 
by BarryMcCockiner2
3/20/243/20/24 by piboiva
Replies: 5
Views: 397
113--Cameron male messy
3/2/243/2/24 
by Splatter Island
3/2/243/2/24 by piboiva
Replies: 0
Views: 693
pie in the face--men male messy
Hello :-) I love to see men getting pies or cakes in the face while wearing a button shirt or a polo shirt. I'm looking for a site that I can purches some videos. Any good recomands? Thanks in a...
2/27/242/27/24 
by jayjp
2/29/242/29/24 by piboiva
Replies: 4
Views: 1440
A very specific set of skills non-wam
2/20/242/20/24 
by Splatter Island
2/22/242/22/24 by Curiouspaints
Replies: 11
Views: 590
Best cover songs? non-wam page 1 2
Okay, so one of my threads spawned a thread about The Beatles...and now that thread is spawning this one. Someone mentioned the Disturbed cover of The Sound of Silence, and everytime I see someone sa...
12/24/2312/24/23 
by GungedHairFan
2/2/242/2/24 by GungedHairFan
Replies: 51
Views: 1716
Big producers and scandals non-wam
1/20/241/20/24 
by shinyrainwear
1/28/241/28/24 by SlimedWomenFTW
Replies: 18
Views: 2196
A.I. mess male messy synthetic
A friend directed me to try creating an A.I. WAM pic and I came up with this. It makes me wonder if in just a few years we'll all be wearing visors and telling whatever service to tweak and change as...
1/5/241/5/24 
by JoeyPieFace
1/27/241/27/24 by piboiva
Replies: 5
Views: 1326
Fetish Questions non-wam
Hello all! I'm working on a script for a fetish-themed game show custom. I need yes-or-no questions you could/would ask if you were trying to guess someone's fetish. Any and all questions are apprecia...
1/10/241/10/24 
by Dr. Frankenslime
1/26/241/26/24 by piboiva
Replies: 4
Views: 602
Adhd/Autism non-wam
Hi folks. I'm currently waiting for ADHD diagnosis with a psychiatrist however the NHS is a long drawn out process as usual. This got me wondering, how many if us other WAM fans are diagnosed with AD...
11/3/2311/3/23 
by MidsWAMGuy
1/21/241/21/24 by oilslick
Replies: 12
Views: 1492
What happened to Slop TV? male messy
They had great content :D
1/7/241/7/24 
by Optimist
1/11/241/11/24 by gungedguy10
Replies: 4
Views: 1698
111--Bruno male messy
1/1/241/1/24 
by Splatter Island
1/1/241/1/24 by piboiva
Replies: 0
Views: 535
Fully Banned from YouTube messy page 1 2
YouTube has banned both my main channel page and my backup channel page. I never put nudity on there. This was my main source of traffic to my Patreon, and makes up a significant portion of my income....
11/9/2311/9/23 
by Miss Nicole
12/4/2312/4/23 by The Fetish Couple
Replies: 37
Views: 8555
110 -Ulysses 2 male messy
12/2/2312/2/23 
by Splatter Island
12/2/2312/2/23 by piboiva
Replies: 0
Views: 476
An upstart is after the title non-wam
11/16/2311/16/23 
by Splatter Island
11/16/2311/16/23 by piboiva
Replies: 0
Views: 282
How to Model non-wam
Hi, I want to start working as a model, but I don't have any idea where to start. Should I look for producers to work with? Should I make my own videos (a daunting and maybe not possible task)? W...
11/5/2311/5/23 
by Slutty_Jezebel
11/12/2311/12/23 by MudMadPhil
Replies: 4
Views: 466
109--Aiden male messy
11/2/2311/2/23 
by Splatter Island
11/2/2311/2/23 by piboiva
Replies: 0
Views: 467
108--Shane 2 male messy
10/1/2310/1/23 
by Splatter Island
10/1/2310/1/23 by piboiva
Replies: 0
Views: 478
Unused Abspecspies script. male messy
I had someone ask me about the scripts I used for the videos. Most were customs and written by others but I did wrote many of the early ones. This was sent to me as a request in 2013 and I started t...
9/2/239/2/23 
by pyd2222
9/28/239/28/23 by pyd2222
Replies: 19
Views: 2329
107--Zane male messy
9/3/239/3/23 
by Splatter Island
9/3/239/3/23 by piboiva
Replies: 0
Views: 527
Abcs of WAM male messy
I'm bored at work, so let's play a game. Whatever letter is next when you go to comment you have to come up with 1) what they're wearing 2) what they're getting messy with. I'll start. Clothing: A-l...
8/11/238/11/23 
by BarryMcCockiner2
9/3/239/3/23 by Dbolt87
Replies: 24
Views: 1620
Making thrown pies general messy
Random question but how/what do you change when making a pie meant for throwing specifically? Anybody find something that they found works really well when making a pie meant for throwing? Does the ty...
8/22/238/22/23 
by Pieguy25
8/28/238/28/23 by Bo Shorts
Replies: 7
Views: 1859
X-8--Nathan |Bundle male messy
8/15/238/15/23 
by Splatter Island
8/15/238/15/23 by piboiva
Replies: 0
Views: 433
106--Kirk 3 male messy
8/1/238/1/23 
by Splatter Island
8/1/238/1/23 by piboiva
Replies: 0
Views: 497
105--Xander male messy
7/1/237/1/23 
by Splatter Island
7/1/237/1/23 by piboiva
Replies: 0
Views: 519
Had a WAM scare fairly recently. general messy
I live in a condo. Unfortunately it's not one of those really fancy condos that are basically houses. Mine is more set up like an apartment, units upstairs and units downstairs. I'm upstairs. When...
6/28/236/28/23 
by GungedHairFan
6/29/236/29/23 by BarryMcCockiner2
Replies: 10
Views: 2142
Pasta Sauce fell on me at work non-wam
6/28/236/28/23 
by Splatter Island
6/29/236/29/23 by piboiva
Replies: 2
Views: 351
Question for all general messy
6/25/236/25/23 
by 66Pies
6/28/236/28/23 by Mud Girl Katie
Replies: 8
Views: 1513
104--Leo 3 male messy
6/1/236/1/23 
by Splatter Island
6/1/236/1/23 by piboiva
Replies: 0
Views: 605
X-7--Kirk | Episode male messy
5/15/235/15/23 
by Splatter Island
5/15/235/15/23 by piboiva
Replies: 0
Views: 491
103--Walter male messy
5/4/235/4/23 
by Splatter Island
5/4/235/4/23 by piboiva
Replies: 0
Views: 399
Paddington--Splatterpalooza male messy
4/23/234/23/23 
by Splatter Island
4/23/234/23/23 by piboiva
Replies: 0
Views: 402
Ever feel like the content posted on the UMD isn't what it used to be? non-wam page 1 2
I apologize for the downbeat tone, but I really had to let it off my chest. I've reached a point where most of the new batch of WAM material here isn't doing it for me for a variety of reasons. As of...
11/28/2211/28/22 
by Stackland
4/20/234/20/23 by Wet Live Team
Replies: 31
Views: 2786
Jim--Splatterpalooza male messy
4/19/234/19/23 
by Splatter Island
4/19/234/19/23 by piboiva
Replies: 0
Views: 441
102--Dave | The Splatterpocalypse male messy
4/1/234/1/23 
by Splatter Island
4/1/234/1/23 by piboiva
Replies: 0
Views: 432
Do you also like campy things in general, outside of Wam? non-wam
So a little background about me: I'm an American man in my 30s and I've been into WAM in some shape or form as long as I can remember. I think Elvira in Mistress of the Dark flashdance parody was my W...
12/24/2212/24/22 
by abyssnmotion
3/31/233/31/23 by The_Phantom_Major
Replies: 12
Views: 749
Hidden dangers in cake smashing non-wam
3/21/233/21/23 
by Splatter Island
3/30/233/30/23 by The_Phantom_Major
Replies: 3
Views: 543
If UMD were created today... non-wam
...would it be called OnlyFlans?
3/19/233/19/23 
by Platypus539
3/26/233/26/23 by Gunge1050
Replies: 12
Views: 647
Means so much more to us right? general messy
Walked past this and had to get a pic. Wam's never not on the mind right?!
3/1/233/1/23 
by Gunge1050
3/6/233/6/23 by custardcorrinne
Replies: 10
Views: 1398
101--Victor male messy
3/1/233/1/23 
by Splatter Island
3/1/233/1/23 by phil022002
Replies: 1
Views: 515
Music videos male messy
Any body know any music videos with male wam in? All the forums and posts seem to be mostly female ones
2/12/232/12/23 
by Gungelover93
2/27/232/27/23 by Pieology
Replies: 24
Views: 2308
What are the odds of getting Naegleria fowleri in mud/quicksand/lake water? non-wam
2/20/232/20/23 
by Dagr
2/24/232/24/23 by piboiva
Replies: 5
Views: 411
99--Leo 2 male messy
2/14/232/14/23 
by Splatter Island
2/16/232/16/23 by Anglefan
Replies: 1
Views: 691
98--Ulysses male messy
2/15/232/15/23 
by Splatter Island
2/15/232/15/23 by piboiva
Replies: 0
Views: 407
How much is to much? general messy
I'm planning on using: 2 or 3 buckets of Xanthan gunge A couple of cartons of custard Half dozen eggs 3 tins of spaghetti Honey Maybe some cooking oil? This is my first time, if this too much or a g...
2/6/232/6/23 
by Neelbir
2/12/232/12/23 by Jayce
Replies: 13
Views: 1402
The host of Splatter Island finally gets it male messy
2/1/232/1/23 
by Splatter Island
2/9/232/9/23 by messyguy99
Replies: 3
Views: 1059
poll
Purchase, or stream? general messy
What do you prefer to do when it comes to consuming WAM content here?
1/31/231/31/23 
by Gungeon Master
2/2/232/2/23 by Pieman
Replies: 14
Views: 1020
Etymology of Pie non-wam
2/1/232/1/23 
by Splatter Island
2/1/232/1/23 by piboiva
Replies: 0
Views: 163
Linguistics non-wam
1/22/231/22/23 
by Splatter Island
1/23/231/23/23 by piecub
Replies: 2
Views: 271
Lights and Lighting a scene non-wam
Basic question and I've attempted to research it, but never hurts to ask those who know... Of those that produce and shoot scenes, what sort of lighting are you utilizing? Multiple Light Stands? LED...
1/5/231/5/23 
by Zan
1/11/231/11/23 by soundguy
Replies: 13
Views: 441
Frolicon non-wam
1/8/231/8/23 
by Splatter Island
1/8/231/8/23 by piboiva
Replies: 0
Views: 208
Profitability of Male WAM content male messy
Is it possible to make Male and make a good profit from doing it?
12/23/2212/23/22 
by Autistic Mess
1/6/231/6/23 by TheGungeKing
Replies: 11
Views: 1833
Interesting non-wam
https://youtu.be/IDj1OBG5Tpw
10/27/2210/27/22 
by Messmaster
1/6/231/6/23 by Curiouspaints
Replies: 11
Views: 1272
Non specific complaining countered with gratitude thread non-wam
Shittest 3 years in a row ever - many of you know most of that already so I will spare you the recap. Newest crap is :splosh: My dad has cancer :splosh: I've felt vaguely low level ill ever since...
12/22/2212/22/22 
by CandyCustard
1/1/231/1/23 by Topcattopone
Replies: 18
Views: 951
New: The Downvote female wetlook page 1 2
I'm still updating our community ratings system for the site to be more automatically responsive to flags from the community. The severity of the penalty against the piece of content and the person w...
12/6/2212/6/22 
by Messmaster
12/20/2212/20/22 by JD and Messy Andi
Replies: 50
Views: 5602
Looking for specific slime recipe! male messy
Hey y'all! I came across this beauty on Insta today who has all these deliciously sexy pictures of him covered in a stringy slippery sloppy slime! I've become somewhat of a master of making differ...
12/14/2212/14/22 
by TheGungeKing
12/20/2212/20/22 by foampie
Replies: 8
Views: 945
Who's keen for Messyguy (Tm) in 2023? male messy
Apparently Messygirl's Penelope is starting a new venture :-) Things I hope to see: - Muscle jocks - POC models - Human garbage disposal ;P - Pre/Post interviews - Humiliation scenarios (birthday...
12/16/2212/16/22 
by Optimist
12/19/2212/19/22 by jlf88
Replies: 6
Views: 926
No more paid sessions general wetlook page 1 2 3 4
Quick note that going forward we won't be allowed to offer the advertising of paid personal sessions. Like the ones where you set up a place to meet together and do a paid session. It comes under th...
12/6/2212/6/22 
by Messmaster
12/12/2212/12/22 by Redhead
Replies: 92
Views: 11272
And now for something completely different, pet names for our pets! non-wam
I've been wanting to do this for a while and with all the serious posts lately, here is something a little light. We all have pet names for our pets and here's a list of ours. We made Pepper one of ou...
12/3/2212/3/22 
by MadelineOasis
12/10/2212/10/22 by MrWetShirt
Replies: 11
Views: 427
poll
How much do you spend on WAM content a year? general messy
I was looking at my purchase history and was surprised at how much I usually spend a year on WAM content. So I was curious where everyone else lands.
11/26/2211/26/22 
by Wayne Kerr
11/27/2211/27/22 by piboiva
Replies: 3
Views: 856
Have we been underpaying for WAM videos? general messy page 1 2
Inspired by a recent thread where users started talking about the type of videos they want to see, it made me think about the economics of WAM and how unrealistic a lot of fan requests are unless they...
11/16/2211/16/22 
by TheSpecialist
11/26/2211/26/22 by Jayce
Replies: 44
Views: 4688
New Job non-wam
11/25/2211/25/22 
by Splatter Island
11/25/2211/25/22 by Curiouspaints
Replies: 1
Views: 312
Men: consent vs implicit (accidental) threats non-wam
Content warning: sexual assault. This is related to another thread, but I wanted to make a separate post on a more general topic, regarding consent. I'm not an expert on feminism, but I've learned a...
10/23/2210/23/22 
by flank
11/23/2211/23/22 by DungeonMasterOne
Replies: 26
Views: 2400
poll
Are split-up vids annoying? female wetlook page 1 2
Now that we're in the TikTok era, I'm getting tons of vid submissions that are like less than a minute long. Sometimes they're 15 seconds. I guess it's cool because we'll get your single pie hits an...
9/20/229/20/22 
by Messmaster
11/13/2211/13/22 by mudlarker
Replies: 32
Views: 3601
97--Jonny 2 male messy
11/1/2211/1/22 
by Splatter Island
11/1/2211/1/22 by djandy1990
Replies: 1
Views: 482
Question About M/M Kink, Arousal, and Sex male messy
Moderators, if I'm posting this in the wrong place, please feel free to move it to the correct one. Am I the only guy who gets an erection from engaging in (or even thinking about engaging in), kink...
10/24/2210/24/22 
by gingergungeguy
10/31/2210/31/22 by funmatt
Replies: 10
Views: 1283
Splatter Island's 100th Episode male messy
10/22/2210/22/22 
by Splatter Island
10/27/2210/27/22 by gingergungeguy
Replies: 4
Views: 1399
More pie mess to come male messy
Round 2, when I get in the mood I can't help it. More teaser pics from vids to come! Cream n crust, slime pies, shaving cream, slime......take a look
10/22/2210/22/22 
by Wamslamthankumam
10/22/2210/22/22 by piboiva
Replies: 2
Views: 570
poll
Do you enjoy planning substances? general messy
When I discover some new mixture of wam substances I get a bit excited. Sometimes the idea is just in my mind, such as perhaps pre-mixing molasses (treacle) with whipped cream, or any other combinatio...
10/11/2210/11/22 
by Bobographer2
10/22/2210/22/22 by RobbyWLP
Replies: 6
Views: 748
WAM commercials male messy
2 that come to mind for me: Geico watermelon commercial-really wanted to see that dress take on a ton of watermelon juice https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=co15w6bQW5A Bride vs Bride commercial/preview...
10/4/2210/4/22 
by BarryMcCockiner2
10/4/2210/4/22 by crusherspikestomp
Replies: 3
Views: 1235
If all pictures are rectangular... non-wam
...then why are all the lenses round? :wahhh:
9/28/229/28/22 
by Messmaster
10/4/2210/4/22 by piboiva
Replies: 13
Views: 648
96--Ted male messy
10/4/2210/4/22 
by Splatter Island
10/4/2210/4/22 by piboiva
Replies: 0
Views: 440
poll
What are the average age groups here? general messy
I show my age in my profile as being younger, but I'm actually a senior. That doesn't hold me back though. So I was just wondering how many other older people are on here? Something tells me I'm not...
9/30/229/30/22 
by Bobographer2
10/2/2210/2/22 by fruju_nz2003
Replies: 15
Views: 1491
poll
Face or body or both? general messy
9/18/229/18/22 
by Bobographer2
9/23/229/23/22 by sezarian
Replies: 23
Views: 1580
Question for Producers: What Leads to a Scene Going Unreleased? general messy
7/22/227/22/22 
by JazzTalker
9/20/229/20/22 by Jayce
Replies: 23
Views: 2149
poll
What most attracts you: Model, Outfit, Nudity, Situation, or Sex? general messy page 1 2
Something I've long wondered about, why people do or don't buy specific scenes, and which has sort-of come up recently in the discussions on the "Slowdown in Sales" thread: What are your main criteri...
9/9/229/9/22 
by DungeonMasterOne
9/18/229/18/22 by BerryMcCockiner
Replies: 46
Views: 3791
Wonder AI photo App male messy
So I recently discovered this new app called Wonder. Basically it's an app you enter keywords into, set a style and a bot creates a picture based on your criteria. I've been playing around with some k...
9/9/229/9/22 
by Pup Kaos
9/10/229/10/22 by Pup Kaos
Replies: 5
Views: 967
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